PUA (Pick-Up Artistry) is shit.
Not even “sheeeit“, it doesn’t deserve the additional vowels.
The entire MRM movement and everything associated with it, be it PUA or the utterly ludicrous MGTOW is a train wreck.
I’m here to save you all before the crash.
Just kidding, I’m here to make fun of those idiots still aboard.
A lot of you have been asking me to write about game ever since something I said was apparently misinterpreted as implying I’m a PUA of sorts.
It’s not the case.
I have very little positive to say about what is being sold as “game”.
I can, however, offer rectal degradation to self-proclaimed PUAs who feel like Casanova after having fucked their grandmothers in the dark for Valentine’s day.
Tyrone’s Erectile Gigantism
Let’s start with Tyler Durden (Owen something from RSD), a rather influential PUA judging by how many faggots recycle his (already unoriginal) material.
He’s also the only PUA I know well enough to legitimately criticize.
Observation: Tyler speaks to faggots and retards.
That’s not a problem in itself, one could say I’m the biggest offender in that regards given how often and openly I mock stupid people (you).
The problems begin when Tyler and his RSD crowd pretend to be advanced master tactical PUA experts who create teen cunt geyser each time they remove their (dollar store) sunglasses.
You’ll find my skepticism disturbing, but I never got into game to get good with cunts.
I got into game to get better with cunts.
As such I, and anyone with minimal skills in actual social dynamics (the irony), will tell you that Tyler pulling anyone more than average 6/10 or 7/10 is pure fabrication.
The illusion could have worked in the last decade, when PUA was quarantined to message boards and DVDs, but “infield footage” signed the death of his charade.
I want to draw your attention to something important.
There was, to my knowledge, no imperative for him to start releasing video footage of his “feats”.
He did it of his own volition, knowing full well that it would destroy his credibility.
In addition, he was I believe one of the first major PUAs to do so.
Do you know why Nigerian scammers are so obvious in their email baits? The logic is that they only want the most absolute retards (you) to answer them, hence even the moderate idiots (RSD tards) must be filtered out.
Tyler applies the same rationale to both picking up cunts and, most amusingly, to getting and audience for his Youtube sales pitches.
Remember this while reading the following.
1. The cunts
In all of his “infield footage” videos Tyler conveniently blurs the face of the cunts he is approaching.
Fair enough, except he most likely knows (one can hope) that facial recognition isn’t the only way to determine a cunt’s social status and attractiveness.
Proxemics, social group, agitation, situational and spatial awareness, social role, orientation…
All these tell a very different story than the evocative clickbait titles he uses on his videos.
Pay close attention to the orientation (two cunts facing away from the entrance in his latest footage), the male to female ratio and most importantly their barely concealed enthusiasm at being approach by men.
In another video he tries to “intimidate” (lol) some loser faggot. I sense he’s trying to look cool, but he mostly just highlights the fact that he willfully associates with losers to make himself look good by comparison.
He is not pulling hot women, hot women do not react the way the cunts in his videos do. He is pulling the sewers that barely get noticed in nightclubs.
2. The nightclubs
A word about said nightclubs.
Just how retarded do the RSD crowd believe you are?
They pretend to frequent the most high-end nightclubs while dressed in Habitat for Humanity shitwear.
The Red Cross Fashion Week meets Cheyenne, Wyoming.
Do you really need me to tell you why that’s delusional? You know very well these aren’t “high-end” anything, most of the time they are barely even urban.
Those aren’t nightclubs they’re village fair for promiscuous goat herders to blow their load without contaminating the livestock.
They’re not banging cunts they’re fucking cowboys and cattle.
Their VIP corners are surrounded by electric fence.
They make their booze out of bison piss.
Their only DJ is Billy Graham.
Tyler will teach you how to bang drunk cunts for a $9,999 bootcamp.
Tyrone will teach you how to bang drunk cunts for free.
Make her drink more.
Where’s my medal?
4. Tyler’s wife
FFS his wife is George Zimmerman.
Why do you take dating advice from Jeb Bush?
Because you’re stupid.
5. The content
The four above points were just gratuitous malice directed at PUA faggots that take the RSD scam seriously.
The real issue with PUA is the professed advice.
I’m no fan of the original PUAs, Mystery and his brood, but to their credit they actually applied the scientific method to a subject once shrouded in primitive mysticism.
Their conclusions were shit, but the method at least had some validity.
But modern PUAs, under the impulsion of RSD tards, do away with scientific analysis completely and crawl back into the sewers of eastern pseudo-spiritual mysticism and aboriginal self-help.
It’s much more convenient to have immeasurable criteria to judge success, particularly when you have nothing of value to teach.
A dick in a cunt is concrete and measurable. “Nirvana” is not.
RSD inspired modern game claims it wants to do away with gimmicks to replace them with… nothing.
Sure, that’s going to work.
The only thing you’re going to do away with is your sphincter because you have to be a homosexual nigger to believe any of this.
Modern PUA caters to a teenage fantasy, the Hollywood dickwaving special snowflake.
If you believe you can make any cunt swallow, particularly a 10 with what likely amounts to a stock of over 200 male clitsuckers, simply by “being yourself” and smashing your macrocock through prenatal hymen like in the movies (the good movies), you’re a delusional faggot.
The conflation of competence and confidence is laughable.
Competence is an ability.
Confidence is a state.
No wonder Tyler Durden uses the latter to compensate for the former, which he doesn’t have, he needs at least that much to cope with the fact that he married Xristina from Taco Bell.
He even made a video in which he denounces the idea of a “batting average”.
I understand why.
6. The cargo cult
There’s a pervasive cargo cult accompanying the PUA community, mostly stemming from the fact that self-proclaimed game gurus really have no idea what they are doing, why what they are doing doesn’t work (or rarely, why it does) and how to teach it.
I recently discovered Heartiste, a site many recommended to me as a less retarded version of PUA.
I didn’t even know they were affiliated to WN.
This is exactly what I’ve been demanding since forever, just read covert politicization.
We need more Heartiste and less crusade LARPers.
But their game advice?
Just read the “Sixteen Commandments of Poon“.
IV. Don’t play by her rules
If you allow a woman to make the rules she will resent you with a seething contempt even a rapist cannot inspire. The strongest woman and the most strident feminist wants to be led by, and to submit to, a more powerful man. Polarity is the core of a healthy loving relationship. She does not want the prerogative to walk all over you with her capricious demands and mercurial moods. Her emotions are a hurricane, her soul a saboteur. Think of yourself as a bulwark against her tempest. When she grasps for a pillar to steady herself against the whipping winds or yearns for an authority figure to foil her worst instincts, it is you who has to be there… strong, solid, unshakeable and immovable.
IV-B. Use your larynx to vocalize words.
IV-C. Use your lungs to inhale dioxygen.
And of course.
II. Make her jealous
Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.
V. Adhere to the golden ratio
Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.
How to fly a plane (Polynesian style).
- Use a helmet.
- Have a good trip.
I don’t know much about the other PUAs, they may be better or worse.
There are certain subject that never appear on the Internet without their share of macho posturing.
This macho bravado is a teenage fantasy.
Whether the keyboard warrior that stares down a freight ship of indolent manacled niggers or the keyboard Casanova that believes all that stands in the way of his 10/10 domesticated harem is insufficient belief in his preternatural pick-up abilities, it’s a fantasy.
One very often driven by the pretense of perceived “manliness” and, being a matter of personal identity, having very little basis in reality and a lot to do with emotional coping.
If it were anything else than a delusion, your gurus would have done it.
The fact that they can’t tell you all you need to know.
The reality of banging hot cunts is this: you’re alone vs a cunt you don’t know, in a social setting likely more familiar and favorable to her than you, and the potential 200+ male slaves that form her social circle, without even mentioning those actually present on the scene.
What you need isn’t feel good mantras, bigger muscles or herbal supplements.
- In cultures where hot cunts are at the top of the social hierarchy -> they have a choice.
- In cultures where they aren’t -> they are subservient to whatever is and have no impetus to change.
That’s the reality of the sexual market when playing at high level.
And I see absolutely no one in the pick-up scene mentioning any of this or any of the skills necessary to manage it.
What I do see is either delusional or dishonest PUAs selling their recycled therapies to eager and stupid believers in vapid self-soothing magic.
I guess even incels have a better grasp on the reality of pick-up than self-proclaimed game gurus.
The PUA Trainwreck
The real problem isn’t even with the leaders, it’s with the followers.
We have an entire generation progressively buying the idea that you can get any cunt you want without any skill required.
Competence is nothing, confidence is everything.
In modern PUA, there is no benchmark, no barometer, no hierarchy, no quantifiable criterion for success.
So naturally, young aspiring PUAs won’t be forming families since the 10/10 harem is just around the corner.
To the tards obsessed with White babies, please reread that sentence as many times as necessary.
And that is still nothing compared to what happens when the delusional retards wake up from their dreams of unrestricted everlasting cunt.
You get rid of hierarchy, you get equality.
Nature doesn’t like it, so it repairs.
In ways amusing to niggers like I.
Start da fambies?
Hav da chillunz?
Wat u takin bout?
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We gun ejakultate man, we gun MAGNUM .357.
Dems kunts gun com sukmadik when I learn PUA “non-needy” n “self-actualized” n sheeit.
It be lik in fiv mintes, for mintes, free mintes…
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