Tyrone J. Trump, the son he won’t show on TV.

I’m a big nigger.

Once day as I was eating watermelon waiting for the welfare office to open, I saw another nigger so I became racist and joined the KKK.

Since then I searched for my mother in every Cincinnati zoo to no avail.

Rumor has it she tried to molest a child and got shot by the popo.

In the words of my orange father, sad.