Michael Moore is so fat he ate the World Trade Center.
Michael Moore is so fat he’s only a communist because the hammer and sickle remind him of McDonald’s logo.
For the Euros who don’t know who Michael Moore is, he’s a semi-trisomic media celebrity who just happens by total coincidence to be an anti-White zionist leftist.
But while he himself may very well be retarded, or synthetically jewish or most likely both, his handlers know exactly what they are doing with the “blue collar” act.
Michael Moore is himself rich, has always been privileged, has never been part of the working class, and is in fact the very 1% he claims to oppose.
What’s even more revealing is the picture he paints of the “rich” who are “exploiting the poor”.
His phantasmagorical worldview may seem archaic and even nonsensical to some, and that’s intentional.
If you talk about the real 1%, you then have to address the possible concerns over the conduct of this class.
But if you make up some retarded fantasy about obsolete railroad magnates whipping workers, pissing inside a (now outsourced, thanks to Dems) factory and lighting $900 cigars with Joe the Plumber’s welfare check… then you’re free to define the narrative, and all of its auxiliary aspects, as you go.
Michael Moore’s dream is a plantation of blue collar Whites subsidizing his mansions in israel (“for culture n sheeit”) and hunting for John D. Rockefeller while they are being replaced by Ousmane and José, who don’t care about either “equality” or some chalky named Rockefeller.
Michael Moore is not pro-worker, he is an anti-White zionist.
He is not Hugo Chávez, he isn’t even Tsípras.
At best he is Ariel Sharon parading as Al Gore.
The financial industry never had a problem with communism because the “enemy” communism opposes, the factory tyrant robber-Barron-Trump, simply doesn’t exist in the way he is portrayed by leftists, whether genuinely retarded or opportunistic parasites.
The 1% are not Hollywoodian Anglo aristocrats who enjoy turning off their cigars inside the mouth of Joe the Plumber at his factory.
Tyrone, however, is a Nigerian autocrat who enjoys turning on his phallic WMD inside the mouth of your 6-year-old progeny at daycare.
Homeschooling it is.
But enough of communist, Michael Moore and my erectile supremacy, though the latter two rarely mix well.
The point is that the official leftist (“pro-labor”) narrative build-up involves four parties:
- A: the mob (the working class)
- B: the target (the 1%)
- C: the diversion (hollywood aristocrats)
- D: the bullhorn (Michael Moore)
A gets naturally resentful, or at the very least inquisitive, about B.
So D arrives and redirects everyone towards C, saving B the trouble.
It applies to the leftist narrative but also to the Alt-Right.
- A: the mob (“normies”)
- B: the target (anti-White jews)
- C: the diversion (niggers, trannies, faggots, muslims)
- D: the bullhorn (PJW, the Alt-Lite)
Now help me out…
- A: the mob (antifa, BLM)
- B: the target (???)
- C: the diversion (Spencer/pro-White advocacy)
- D: the bullhorn (CNN)
I can’t seem to solve this riddle.
Who is Spencer taking shot for?
It starts with Gavin, ends with McInnes and contains both rectal dildos and the letters “israel”.
And finally, what the Alt-Right should be doing:
- A: the mob (antifa + BLM + bacons + “normies” + political establishment)
- B: the target (pro-White advocacy)
- C: the diversion (Alt-Lite)
- D: the bullhorn (covert Fourth Reich media)
Instead of attending protests and doing stupid marches, we could be the ones imposing the narrative.
Antifa is left-wing zionism and the Alt-Lite is right-wing zionism.
We should be coaxing them to engage in combat and taking bets on who’ll hit the morgue first.
I overheard a cop admit that no arrest will be made as long as there are no firearms involved. Weapons are fine, just no firearms and they won’t see anything. They really hate those [racists|antifa].
Then we can release elaborate statements mourning the loss of “our beautiful Aryan princess Laura Loomer, impaled by the Pride Parade
Tank Bulldozer, may her soul rest in peace alongside our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, killed on the cross by those dirty arabs that run Hollywood and the ADL“.
We would DEMAND Trump take action to curb the epidemic of Zionist violence sweeping across our nation.
We would adopt the children of the deceased and use them as
fleshlights props in our anti-Milo videos.
We would hold prayer sessions with Glenn Beck to convert the souls of the loss sheep of antifa to conservative constitutionalism, or constitutional conservatism whatever terminology their 67 IQ can comprehend.
We would request funding for our NGOs to monitor zionist hate on social media.
We would be a beacon of hope in a world engulfed by darkness, hate and bigotry.
Zionism is at war with the West.
We must fight them over there so we don’t fight them over here.
Freedom itself was attacked by faceless cowards, and freedom will be defended.
The zionists are fighting freedom with all their cruelty because freedom is their greatest fear – and they should be afraid, because freedom is on the march.
Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the zionists.
You can even use my slogans.
There is left-wing zionism and there is right-wing zionism.
There is liberal zionism and conservative zionism.
There is capitalist zionism and socialist zionism.
There is radical zionism and moderate zionism.
There is progressive zionism and orthodox zionism.
There is religious zionism and political zionism.
There is christian, muslim and atheist zionism.
There is the zionism of John McCain and the zionism of Jonathan Pollard.
The zionism of Steven Spielberg and the zionism of Jeffrey Epstein.
The zionism of the AIPAC and the zionism of antifa.
But all zionism is anti-White terrorism.
Of course, none of that will happen.
None of that will happen because Spencer and Alt-Right leaders are more concerned with their Internet image than with results.
It all went downhill for Spencer when he was punched by an effete antifa.
Since then all he’s ever done is pick twitter fights with SJW retards, demand MMA matches against (((Cernobitch))) and other homos, protest on the streets like an obese Tumblr incel feminist and whore himself for the most pathetic shitskin Democrat cunt who was, predictably, dragged back to her plantation island and taught proper manners by her owners.
Why is Richard Spencer using pro-White advocacy to reclaim his long lost manhood?
Do we really need to go there again?
I know how you feel Richard.
I know where Demetrius touched you back in summer 1997.
I know how you sweared you would become a neon nazi to “gas that fucking nigger”.
I know how no one believed you, how your parents laughed and said “Richard, you know there are no black people in Massachusetts”.
I know how when you were punched it reminded you of memories you thought you had forgotten, often painful memories involving African genitalia and your not-yet-cicatrized prolapsed hole.
I know how each time you see antifa’s black and red flag it reminds you of Demetrius’ nubian tent pole covered by your ruptured blood vessels.
I know how you take your pain out on your twitter critics, how each time you threaten a SJW with internet violence you feel like you are redeeming the honor you lost alongside your rectal virginity.
What did you feel when Demetrius penetrated you?
Or was it just a typical Saturday night (🌈)?
I should start charging you faggots for therapy.
So if an Illuminati is someone who lives in the shadows and controls everything, what is a retarded Illuminati?