I can’t take anyone who places faith in the alpha & beta model seriously.
It’s retarded, assumes human social interactions are as simple and one-dimensional as those of wolves (in captivity) and is basically everything you would expect from delusional PUA LARPers.
As with many aspects of modern “game”, once you scratch a little beneath the surface you quickly discover that it has very little to do with getting cunt and a lot to do with phantasmagorical macho self-masturbation.
Let’s begin the rektal demolition.
I started by documenting myself on what PUA tards consider alpha & beta behavior.
I even torrented an ebook promising to turn me into an “Alpha Predator” (bitch I already a Simian super-predator) and get me pussy that noob betas can only dream of.
Rather than an actual guide, the ebook is merely a list of 21 steps to becoming an “Alpha Predator”.
First observation: Out of the 21 steps, only 5 (maybe 6) are about cunts. The rest is fantasy LARPing.
Here is point 5.
V. Eye contact of a real alpha male.
Eye contact should be one of the first things you concentrate on when you begin acquiring game skills.
Never break eye contact first. Never look down from an opponent. If you must look away, always look up or sideways.
You mean mad dogging?
Is point 6 about dodging bullets?
The author (Carlos something) even uses the word “opponent” to describe an hypothetical person he will likely never meet.
This is grade A delusion bordering on mental illness.
“Alpha Maleness” isn’t about cunt
PUAs love to use the lure of pussy to get an audience, but as I said there’s almost nothing about actual pussy in their content.
Instead it’s a panegyris to their fictional interpretation of imaginary social dominance from the safety of their mom’s basement.
Never look down, take up more space, don’t respond immediately when called, never apologize, make people wait, don’t ask for permission, take what you want…
He even suggests cutting in lane and using a special “alpha” handshake at some point.
There’s literally nothing that can help you get cunt.
“Alpha Maleness” is about violating social conventions.
Call me a beta pussy or whatever, but my intuition says the über-PUA author doesn’t actually apply any of these in his (non-fictional) life.
Transgressing taboos won’t get you laid with hot cunts, it will only get you removed from where said cunts congregate.
You’ll be left like the PUA Tyler Durden who has to pretend he’s banging the gentry of Los Angeles when he’s really just filming his hometown in Montana, dressed in UNICEF African Aid, while occasionally getting laid with the average 7/10 tourist.
Alpha / Beta is just feelgood masturbation.
It’s not about females, it’s about mocking other males in the most juvenile and irrational way possible.
You thought Hillary Clinton’s supporters were retarded?
Check out the PUA crowd.
- US: CONFIDENT, COOL, ATTRACTIVE, MASCULINE, DOMINANT.
- THEM: SCARED, PUSSY, REPULSIVE, METROSEXUAL, SUBMISSIVE.
Notice that no one ever attributed these qualities to them.
For instance, I doubt anyone who ever looked at Tyler Durden could honestly define him as either masculine or cool.
This is how THEY choose to see themselves.
There is no benchmark, no barometer and, since it’s mostly virtual LARPing, no reality check.
Also, how different is any of that from MSNBC?
Us = tolerant, progressive, educated. Them = ignorant, backwards, bigoted.
The thing about mad dogging and infringing on other people’s space… it isn’t dominant in itself.
What makes it dominant is the risk associated.
If I were to go out tomorrow in Kensington or southwest Phillie and “AMOG” someone by staring them down or ostentatiously cutting them in line, which I won’t do and neither will your beloved PUAs, that would be “dominant” not because of the physical act but because of the danger involved in these acts.
It’s the CULTURE that defines what is and is not an act of dominance.
In some places, passing too close behind someone was a dominance display.
Yet, it’s perfectly normal and barely noticed in Disneyland.
Otherwhere, social dominance is measured by how close to someone you can spit. Mouth, not dick. I guess you could technically spit on the person for maximum points, but it makes it harder for him to pretend he didn’t notice.
These are not subtle displays.
All these acts, when taken out of their proper social context, will not make you “dominant”.
They will make you look like a clown, just like Tyler Durden when he tries to “AMOG” homeless people by screaming at them in his videos.
The social cultures frequented by 6.0-7.5/10 cunts, what most PUAs pull according to their own videos, have different signals for dominance and submission.
Not spit distance or response temporal delay, usually they are more subtle.
Luxury items, clothing, social group, car brand, etc…
So the PUAs fail on both counts: both in identifying the signals of dominance intrinsic to the culture they belong to and in displaying these (non-identified) signals.
“Beta” is a Slur
I talked about “alphas”, now lets talk about their counterpart: “betas”.
And that’s exactly what they are, a counterpart.
“Beta” is just a slur used by PUAs against other men, there is literally no coherent or persistent definition.
They talk a lot about pussy, but PUA is stricto sensu a male-to-male dick measuring contest.
Whatever qualities is ascribed to an “alpha”, the “betas” (everyone else) will automatically be guilty of the opposite.
The MSNBC example I used earlier is still relevant.
It doesn’t matter that Donald Trump isn’t a “homophobe”, in any sense of the word.
- homophilia = good
- Donald Trump = bad
- bad = opposite of good
- => Trump (bad) = opposite of homophilia (good) = homophobe (bad)
PUAs have their own (retarded) variation:
- confident/masculine/fecal incontinent = good
- beta = bad
- bad = opposite of good
- => betas (bad) = opposite of confident/masculine/fecal incontinent (good) = pussy/metrosexual/rectal virginity (bad)
Orwell’s 2 minutes of hate meet Spike Lee’s stereotypical negro delusions.
Beta just means whatever alpha is not, and even alpha is never properly defined so it’s up to any and everyone to make up their own definitions as they go.
Alpha > Beta > You
Alpha and beta are just imaginary distinctions from barely coherent wolf studies applied to humans.
So when PUAs finally noticed that their house of cards was falling apart, namely because people started noticing the incoherence and incongruities in their model, something they would have noticed much earlier had they known anything about what they profess to teach (i.e. social interactions), what did they do?
They simply patched it by adding even more retarded categories.
To just Alpha & Beta they started adding Omega, Delta, Gamma and what not.
I even suggested Smegma, specifically for Tyler Durden.
Neither Omega, Delta, Gamma or any of the other social roles have any basis in ethology or animal behavioral ecology.
This is once again the PUA clown brigade trying to patch their broken model with completely fabricated pseudo-scientific absurdities that have no link to reality, much less serious zoological studies.
PUAs certainly have a thing for fantasy LARP.
So not only do they make up their own terminology as they go (it’s Greek so it must be serious!), they also mar and misuse existing albeit retarded scientific concepts.
- if a man approaches a woman offering her to buy her drinks, he becomes a “Beta Orbiter“.
- if he grabs her by the hair, he instead becomes a “Alpha Male Other Guy“. (emphasis on “other guy”, implying the narrator is himself an alpha male… who decided that?)
A cunt and a man who happen to be at the same place at the same time are not a group.
For there to be a dominant and a/several submissive(s) positions, there needs to be a group.
A man that randomly approaches a cunt is not Alpha or Beta anything.
The entire premise is retarded.
The alpha and beta dichotomy is just there to provide moral sanction to transgressing social codes in the most impotent and risible ways imaginable, such as having Tyler Durden scream like a cunt at a fat homeless nigger smoking a cigar in Venice or having “Alex” steal a cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
A word about the Cheeseburger incident.
There’s a video of “Alex” (also from RSD) stealing a cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
It’s not even funny like the pranks involving soft drinks thrown on the waitresses, it’s just Alex taking a cheeseburger from the serving racks while his friends are laughing retardedly behind the camera.
Usually I would be the one to demonstrate, via my monumental genius and propensity for sarcasm, but this time we’ll do something different: you, retarded reader, will be the one to showcase Alex’s faggotry and that of the entire PUA clown brigade.
How, you ask?
I will ask a question and you will provide and answer.
- Detroit, MI
- Moss Side, Salford, UK
- Val Fourré, Mantes-la-Jolie, Yvelines, France
- Chester, PA
- Étang-Noir, Molenbeek, BE
- Jefferson, Rockford, IL
- Hamilton Heights, West St. Louis, MO
- Droixhe, Liège, BE
- Cherry Hill, South Bal., MA
You answered Chester too?
I was so sure it was Chester 😔
Tyrone’s REKTAL Disembodiment
The first part of this post was about establishing context.
This is where Tyrone’s R.E.K.T.A.L.A.B.U.S.E. begins.
As you may have noticed, The PUA alpha fetish is nothing but an excrescence of the Internet macho fantasy.
In the real world, literally no one grabs cunts by their hair while staring down their boyfriends, ostentatiously takes peoples possessions (felony), cuts people in lane or bothers with a “secret alpha handshake” to establish dominance over someone they don’t even know.
The last part is unfortunately true.
In the “Alpha Predator” guide, the author urges his readers to learn the “secret alpha handshake” otherwise “it WILL be used against you“.
It takes a certain kind of asperger retard to attribute malice to a handshake.
The secret? Don’t let go first.
You can be the most alpha of the pride parade. You might even get to ride the tank.
But fantasies often have an unconscious connection to reality.
Out of curiosity, I began to ponder the possible causes of their obsessional delusions with misunderstood leadership.
Specifically, I asked myself where these types of retarded dominance displays are employed.
Even in prison it’s usually a lot more covert and deniable (like “accidentally” using someone’s sink).
In elite management?
Perhaps a CEO towards a regional manager, but even then it’s usually more subtle.
I literally know of no social strata or culture that could potentially tolerate trisomic “alphaness” as
practiced fantasized about by PUAs.
And then, after re-reading all these noobs pretending to be master at social manipulation from their transgender mother’s basement, it finally dawned upon me.
Schoolyard Virilism for Maladjusted Faggots
I was vindicated in the sense that alphaness had indeed nothing to do with getting cunt, something anyone with a brain could have noticed at their first encounter with the PUA crowd.
But alphaness isn’t even about dominance either.
Let’s go back to what behaviors PUAs define as “alpha”:
- stare down passerby
- take up more space
- don’t respond when called
- never apologize
- make people wait
- don’t ask for permission
- take what you want
- grab cunts by the hair
- “secret handshake”
You get it?
This isn’t an alpha male checklist, this is a description of Demetrius, their elementary school tormentor.
PUA is merely an excuse for them to attempt to exorcise the childhood trauma of having Demetrius steal their lunch money for 6 years.
Who else grabs women by the hair in public, “makes people wait” and commits larceny with no regard for witnesses if not Demetrius in fourth grade?
The “secret handshake” should have been a dead giveaway.
They are extrapolating from their childhood abuse.
The retards leading the blind back to the school where they were sodomized by their special ed teacher.
The concept of Alpha & Beta applied to human social interactions is retarded.
What does exist are leaders and followers.
But being faggots, the PUA clowns get everything wrong.
There isn’t some subtle battle for dominance involving secret handshakes and mad dogging your geriatric wife.
Leadership isn’t something you take, it’s granted.
The followers (beta) GRANT the leader (alpha) his “privilege”.
Moreover, leadership is situation-dependent.
A leader (alpha) in one situation will be a follower (beta) in another. By his own volition.
That’s why “Alpha Lifestyle” is such a laughable fantasy.
A special message to Tyler Durden and the PUA clowns.
We saw your Instagram and Youtube videos.
No one is impressed.
I know they say fake it til you make it, but at some point you have to make it.
You would most likely be the laughing stock of actual Pick-Up Artists if they only knew that you existed.
They don’t, so enjoy your respite.
I know you still suffer deep down inside from what Demetrius did to you.
I know how he made you feel “feminine”.
I know how you wake up crying at night, the tears and perspiration on your face subtly reminding you of the much more glutinous liquid you received on that day.
I know how he destroyed your precious, how he turned it from a ring to a bracelet to a necklace to a seatbelt.
I know how you spill Fanta on your $2 jeans each time you see African-American children playing, even when you weren’t drinking Fanta.
I know you think no one understands you, how society looks past you, like you don’t exist, like your suffering amounts to nothing.
I know how you feel when you look into the eyes of others, those who don’t understand your pain, those who blame you, who say you should have dressed more modestly.
I know how your parents couldn’t afford to buy you more modest clothes, how you want to get back at society for humiliating you, again and again.
I know about the feelings of hatred, of bitterness, of vengeance that linger in your head, how badly you want to punish these hot bitches, to make them feel the same pain you felt.
But they’re not hot bitches, Tyler.
They’re simply average females trying to blow off steam on a Friday after a week of taking order at a McDonald’s Drive-In.
You can stop stealing cheeseburgers now, Demetrius is gone.
He’s gone Tyler, let go of the past.
Demetrius died, he was fatally shot in Febuary 2012.
He is gone now.
Tyler, do you remember when he died?
What did you feel?
Pain? Anger? Relief?
Tyler, do you remember the trial?
Demetrius Martin was shot by your wife.
Before the operation.
She went by a different name, back then.
She couldn’t take your constant crying.
She felt she had to act.
The jury understood.
Your wife was acquitted, Tyler.
What did you feel?
Were you guilty that she was acquitted for second-degree murder?
Or because you actually enjoyed it more when you were taken by Demetrius than when you had to fuck your wife with two boxes of Viagra?
Would you prefer if Demetrius were still alive, still caressing you like he used to?
That’s too bad.
But look on the bright side, you still have scar tissue from where he touched you.
Or is that what you fear?
That Demetrius will continue to torment you even in death?
He can only hurt you if you let him.
Some people are a part of your history, not your destiny.
You can let go, Tyler.
I know it’s hard.
Free yourself from this burden, Tyler.
You can do it.
I know you can.
A brighter future awaits you.
One in which you no longer need to pretend you’re a character from the book of a homosexual.
You a free, Tyler.
You can become a woman now.
You’re already halfway there.
Demetrius can’t hurt you anymore.
LEAVE US ALONE, DEMETRIUS!
LEAVE US ALONE, DEMETRIUS!
LEAVE US ALONE, DEMETRIUS!